Announcing
the first (if not only)
Can you play the harmonica with your nose? Or the piano with your toes? Tell lousy jokes? Impersonate Elvis?
If you have a crazy act, then come be a part of a new event brought to you by JamJam Productions and Everybody's Favorite Carrie.
Time: 8pm
Where: Gateway Film Center Lobby in the South Campus Gateway
Interested? Send an email to jamjamproductions at gmail.com and include the type of performance, number of performers, and contact name, email, and phone.
Don't forget to read the rules below.
The rules:
A. Displays of practiced skill may be deemed over-polished and boring by the esteemed panel of celebrity judges. Perform at your own risk.
B. Celebrity judges maintain the right to gong performers off the stage after 30 seconds of performance.
C. Acts may be no longer than three minutes.
D. Any stage act that may potentially damage the Gateway facilities will not be performed.
E. Sound playback is relegated to CD only. No I-Pods. Live music will be performed acoustically. One vocal mic will be made available to performers.
F. One “Golden Gong” Trophy shall be awarded to the victorious act. It’s value probably amounts to nothing more than short-lived bragging rights.
G. As this is event is purely for fun, hurt feelings, crying, or taking oneself too seriously SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED.
H. All contestants & performing acts must register by January 25 to be eligible to perform in the No-Talent Talent Gong Show. A production manager will contact you with further information and instruction shortly following the registration date. Email jamjamproductions at gmail.com
Watch this for
a description of game play form Chuck Barris himself

